Grant Programs

Embracing the different while clinging doggedly to the things we’ve always believed anyhow…

The United States federal government’s central belief, as declared in our funding bill that initiated our department in 1972, is that we are "partners with humanity and the establishment that is people for the betterment of people."

Our organization has since undergone no fewer than a dozen complete rewrites of entire scope without audit or oversight, as permitted in our original charter, so we’ve been free to expand the scope of what we do due to a funding line item that provides our budget based on monetary performance rather than actual success.

This has allowed us to change and grow with the shifts in world economic and other factors, and by grow, I mean we have really, really grown, and that’s thanks only to the runaway expenditures of national grant programs that we merely interface with, and not actually control or determine, though we have spent more than $300,000,000 in lobbying efforts to expand funding for critical programs around the country.

Our programs are by no means unlimited, and neither is the funding purse to which we have access. Unfortunately, at this time there are only 26,241 programs to which we have funding access, and only 4,714 of them allow us discretion to assign winners without additional review, so we still have some work to do.

Inherent in all grant making is the intrinsic desire to empower organizations and persons, even crazy persons, with the ability to observe their surrounding world in ways that can improve the life, livability of life, and profitability of livability of life for everyone the world over.

We’re not talking about curing one man of his affliction of antibiotic-resistant strain of syphilis, but also all of the women he may have ever been with as well. That’s acting on a small scale to impact change on a big scale.

This site seeks to share information about our organization so applicants may apply directly through us in order to have access to thousands of grant outlets, and also take advantage of our grant revision and rewriting services, since we know better than anyone what agencies are looking for and how to qualify of such grants, even when it may otherwise seem that there are no reasonable grounds upon which to issue such a grant.

Thanks to a new pool of resources allocated last year, we are now also able to fund select programs in South-Central Africa, South America and select unincorporated county areas of Mississippi. Please bear in mind that we only have around $214,000,000 for these programs during the current fiscal year.